Fake It 'Til You Make It?

Do I pretend to be a real Parisian?
Oh yes.
But at this point, five months and five days in, don't I count?
Maybe?  Just a bit?
After all, I do a lot of the things on this list that Flavorwire put out.
So... do you pretend to be a Parisian?

(Clock from the Musée d'Orsay)